Ginormous!
Ok, maybe it wasn't as big as all THAT!
In order to ditch my father and uncle for a short time last night, I went to the gym and then went to band rehearsal. After a grueling workout on the elliptical trainer, I headed down for a well deserved shower and sauna. I head to the showers (this is at the Y, so they are 'gang showers') and I see a guy showering at the last showerhead. He's obviously a bit shy as he's spending a lot of time facing the corner. How cute!
He's sort of a dorky, middle-aged, semi-attractive, pasty-white dude from what I can see. Married. Mid 40's. Probably 6'2" or so. Decent shape (at least from behind).
I don't really recognize him (I see a lot of the same faces and cocks at the gym because I always tend to go at the same time) but I'm curious. So i leave a courtesy showerhead between us and start my ablutions.
And then he turns around.
Holy CHRIST! It was huge! I think it was quite possibly the largest flaccid penis I've ever seen in my life, no lie. Outside of porn or the digitally enhanced images on the net, that is.
Now I know the hot shower was helping to 'relax and elongate'-- but shit. This thing hung well past mid-thigh and was stretching for his kneecaps. So was his sack. It was seriously awe-inspiring and I couldn't stop staring. I mean I KNEW full well that it is poor form to blatantly STARE at another man's junk in a supposedly 'straight' shower situation. But hell-- whow could blame me?
Honestly, when I stared at the fucker I was thinking, "When did Hickory Farms open a store in the shower at the Y?" It was like a foot-long summer sausage hanging in a window display.
Unfortunately my staring did NOT go unnoticed. The poor guy saw that he was holding my attention (I think it was because my jaw had dropped and I had completely stopped soaping up) and he quickly rotated back to facing the corner-thus hiding his prize pecker.
He finished up soon after, wrapped up completely in a towel, and left the showers with his head down.
Dude! WTF man? I'd be swinging that fucker for everyone to see, head held high!
Geesh!
posted by cb @ 8:23 AM
9 Comments:
Cripes!!
Now that is a nice tale to tell. Damn, when I go to the gym I just get old naked men knocking me onto the floor. I wonder if he likes showing off his summer sausage.
I agree! He should be proud of his man-hood. If I was that endowed I'd be waving it where ever I could. ;-)
Although he has every right to be proud of his manhood, I am sure that a lifetime of others staring at it hasn't helped his ego. I have heard it's the same w/women with big boobs. People talk to the boobs instead of them.
SIGN - I should have such problems....
nice image for sure, but i'd rather be playing with the big one attached to "j"
:-)
that was just for you cb.
Can't say I'm getting any views like that at my gym.
NSFW: If you think that would be tough to take...
http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=SYBoAvhRi0Y&cl=t2ey1vVz46m
...watch beyond the 2 minute mark.
And before you ask, no it ain't me.
I agree with Kevin....the poor guy has probably always been big and gotten a lot of unwanted attention about it. Now, I'd love to have to deal with such a "hardship". ;)
shit....maybe he was worried he would get all hard looking back at you. now THAT would be worth seeing.
If I had one like that (which I'll admit I don't) I would have pictures of it (8x10 glossies), so in situations like that, after the shower, while standing by the lockers, I'd make a big deal out of it and pull one out and ask if you wanted it autographed.
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