Horny Boy

When my dad and uncle come to town, I get horny.

Of course this is because I have no sexual outlets, no free time, no alone time and I get all pent up.
(yeah, you sicko perverts... I know what you were really thinking!)

Seriously, I'm horny because I basically become celibate when they are here. And its funny because I'm generally not that horny. But as soon as the freedom to act on my desires is curbed, THEN I get all crazy. I become sort of a walking, talking sexbomb...

The slightest whiff of testosterone and I go off.

Unfortunately today in my lab, there are two rather hunky contract workers doing some installation work. They are wearing their uniform (tight jeans and even tighter, black t-shirts displaying their company logo) and I'm going out of my mind. I watched them lift a heavy piece of equipment into place already, and the forearms on my favorite one were bulging so much...

... well, it caused a slight amount of secondary bulging on my part. AND a wet spot.

Seriously, the head guy (pun intended) is probably all of 26, blondish hair, buzzcut, goatee, blue blue eyes, 6' tall, stocky, arms for days, nice smile, a bit of junk in the trunk, t-shirt stretched tight, slight belly...

His buddy is slighter of build, tattoos on his forearms, wedding ring, dark hair, and redneck cute.

(cue the "I'm in Heaven" music)

I may have to sabotage their installation when they aren't looking so they have to do an extra day of troubleshooting.