Sunday, April 22, 2007

They're Heeeeeeerrrrreeee

My father and fat uncle arrived safely yesterday.

I have functioning water, so they were able to cancel their hotel reservations and stay with me. Joy. Rapture. Already I am looking forward to next Saturday when they leave, and the visit has barely even started!

Just so you realize, during this week-long visit, I will be spending every night on my couch as my uncle will be occupying the spare bed, and my father will be sleeping in my bed. Needless to say, this tends to make me rather grouchy.

Oh, and the farting games have already begun. My uncle's ass is highly toxic again (as usual), and during our provision-stocking trip to the local grocery store, my uncle beefed several while trotting down the aisles. And these polluted the ENTIRE ailse when he launched them! But the worst was when we were standing in the line to checkout.

Yes, he slipped out an SBD and violated the entire checkout lane.

And there were LOTS of other people waiting to check out. How fucking embarassing!!! Even I'm not that rude.

Oh,and then after all the drama and fiasco with my house the past few weeks, they had the gall to bitch about my jacuzzi not being operational. I'm not joking; they really whined about it. Instead of going off, I calmly informed them that they now had running water at my house, and didn't have to pay for a hotel.

And if that wasn't going to work that I was certain I could find them a hotel in the area with a jacuzzi.


At 9:31 AM, Anonymous rich said...

If your uncle farts that much, can't he just take a bath and it will seem like a jaccuzzi? :)

At 11:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh that sucks.

At 7:08 PM, Blogger Donnie said...

I'm feeling for you, CB. I hope things aren't too bad this week. Just remember, homicide is NOT the answer. ;)

At 12:48 PM, Blogger 9W said...

now, i like your dad and all, i really do - but seriously... the jacuzzi thing is annoying as fuck.


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