Thursday, April 12, 2007

Dark Fumblings

After being admonished that I am not talking about sex enough, here is a brief teleplay of some activity that may or may not have recently occurred...

(darkened room, only light from TV screen... gay porn is playing)

kiss, kiss, fumble, mumble mumble
Yeah, that one looks good. Lets watch THAT one.
Oh fuck yeah! That's hot!
Oh, gahhhhmmmm, slurpy slurp, suck tweak suck
(gag-- gag-- tears)
Oh yeah mmmmm, suck it, oh OH yeah
Lookit that- shit! They're brothers?? oh fuck thats hot!
slurpy slurp suck
oh fuck yeah-- gimme that
sniiiiiiifffffff
lube lube lube, crinkle, tear, crinkle
snap
lube lube
sniiiiiffffff
oh yeah, mmmmm, OH FUCK! Oh fuck yeah!
ridey ridey, jacky jacky
sniiiifffff
rock rock bounce bounce rock, ride ride
Fuckin jack me, dammit.
Oh GOD- DAMN that hurts good!
Fuck oh FUCK OH FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get it out of me. Now.

Slooorrrrrp.

Ow. oh God damn.

Damn.

7 Comments:

At 11:34 AM, Anonymous Zack said...

Wow. Sounds exactly like the first time I ever got fucked. Except we were watching O Brother Where Art Thou.

 
At 11:29 PM, Blogger Gay Canuck in the Capital said...

Ow? Hand over the bottom card please.

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger Kevin said...

You did say he was a big boy, didn't you?

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger cb said...

You take a cock the thickness of a fucking beer bottle up the ass and tell me if YOU don't say ow a little bit.

Which is what I would say if indeed the above story actually happened... ahem.

 
At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Jim said...

We may need photographic evidence.

This is the HOTTEST post eva.

 
At 11:43 PM, Blogger joe mosexual said...

i think you have spoken for many, many people. wel said. i'm stealing it.

 
At 4:06 PM, Blogger Donnie said...

Woof! This is a great post....almost as good as cardio (for getting my blood pumping). :D

Thanks CB.

 

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