Thursday, April 12, 2007

Go Duke Lacrosse!


So the Lacrosse Boys are innocent.

Shocker.

This is the engorged tick of a story that is once again sucking the life out of the entire Triangle area of North Carolina (especially Durham). We've lived with this case lurking about for over a year now. Jebus, you couldn't swing a dead stripper around a pole without hitting someone doing a story about the Duke Lacrosse Rape case.

And in the end, the case was dropped. Anyone who lives in Durham could've told you months ago that this was going to happen months. There was just no evidence of the crime, and the case should never have been built. The shady D.A. pushed it so hard just to gain reelection-- and now he's being investigated.

Oh, how the scales of Justice tip and sway!

However, I'm slightly disappointed in the outcome. I was hoping these boys would go to jail. You KNOW what they do to rapists in jail, right? And these boys... mmmmm, they would have been passed around like a bong at a Florida State frat party.

(or perhaps I should have said, "Passed around like a stripper at a Duke Lacrosse party?")

3 Comments:

At 9:19 AM, Anonymous Zack said...

It's also sucking the life out of the Piedmont Triad. I thought I'd never find any local news last night.

I didn't mind looking at Reade Seligmann, though. He's pretty hot.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Janet said...

This has moved on to phase two, A Lifetime movie, in pre production.

 
At 4:08 PM, Blogger Donnie said...

It's even reaching it's fingers out to the coast. Nothing like beating a news story to death.

 

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