Euphemisms for "Semen"
I haven't done one of my disgusting posts in awhile. And I SOOOOO love these!
Here is a small collection of alternate 'fun' terms for semen. Enjoy!
Spunk
Sperm
Jizz
Juice
Jism
Cum
Load
Baby Batter (my personal fav)
Cocksnot
Spoo
Spooge
Cream
Clotted Cream
Dick Cream
Slime (or dick slime)
Hot vanilla
goo
man glue
seed
man seed
nut butter
ball juice
cock vomit
cock spit
man milk
If you have any favorites that aren't on the list, please add them! As always, I love to increase my vocabulary.
posted by cb @ 7:20 AM
13 Comments:
How about "lunch"
... if you play your cards right ...
"special sauce"
Its less of a 'lunch' and more of a 'condom-ment' I think...
ewww to both of you.
:-)
Oh 9w ... there's enough for both of you ...
... trust me.
That was soooooooooo funny!
father lava
bloke yolk
smutty putty
i made those up during a dinner party on Saturday - i don't think i'm going to be invited back...
naughty sauce
midwestern manchowder
How about baby gravy, man custard or tadpole yoghurt?
love gravy?
mayonnaise
It's in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
I would opt for "Gentlemans Relish" myself.
Spadge, Dick wad, Hot fish yoghurt, Fuck muck, Bellend batter, Cock custard, Goo, Whore's toothpaste.
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