euphemisms for vagina

Ok, I'm gonna keep going with this theme- mainly because coming up with all the terms makes me chuckle (sometimes inwardly, sometimes aloud). Today's list is for 'vagina'. Can you say that? Very good.

Pussy
Twat
Cunt
Slit
Gash
Piss Flap
Meat Curtains (personal fav)
Axe wound
Red snapper
tuna taco
fish taco
bearded clam
fur burger
beaver
hootenany
vertical smile
fuckhole
velvet furnace
box
muff
quim
squirrel