Euphemisms for "Anus"
I delight in learning new, disgusting terms for the mundane. Mostly because I have humor mentality of a fratboy.
This should have been obvious from my eponymously titled blog. But I'd like to further explore terms for the anus (or rectum) especially when it is used as a sexual area. Here's a short list of terms that I have compiled (and/or created), and if you have any to add, I'd love to hear them!
Butthole
Asshole
Shitter
Starfish
Ol' brown eye
Pucker
Man-gina (of course)
Dude-erus
Boyslit
Man-pussy
Man Purse
Buttcunt
gay-gash
slot machine
slot 'B'
mud slide
Stink Tube
Chocolate furnace
hershey highway
gay-doh fun factory
frosting bag
cornhole
rosebud
posted by cb @ 9:08 AM
8 Comments:
In Joel Derfner's Gay Haiku, he offers this...
Forty-seven times
You said, "Give me that pussy."
I have no pussy.
YAY! Gay haiku!!!! and oh, yes.... you DO have a pussy.
any time anyone goes "in" through the "out door" its a pussy.
You're terrible Muriel.
let me repeat - it is not a pussy. you call it a pussy, you loose access to it.
:-)
i aint no pussy.
pussy!
don't forget "balloon knot"
LOL, i'd forgotten about 'balloon knot"!! how family guy.
Another one is: stank tank
Rusty tuppence?
Terd cutter, fart-box, rusty Sherriff star, puckered starfish, squid hole, stool jewel, pooh-eye, tail-snail....
Post a Comment
<< Home