Porn Movie Titles

I love me some bad puns. My favorite involve either drag queen names, or adult film titles.

Here are some of my favorites:

Gilligan's Biland
Ordinary Peepholes
Harry Twatter
Harry Pooter and the Sorcer's Bone
... and the dungeon of secrets
... and the prisoner of Ass-kaban
Edward Penishands
Hard Max: Beyond Thunderbone
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Beverly Thrill-billies
Flesh Gordon
Jurassic Pork
Muffy the Vampire Layer
Forrest Hump
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Pokeahotass
James Bondage
Sperms of Endearment
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Crouching Hooker Hidden Pimp
Honey I Swallowed the Jizz
Cliffbanger
The Sperminator
Pulp Friction
Whale Rider
Schindler's Fist
White Men Can't Hump
You've Got Male... Genitalia
American Booty
Assablanca
Cum and Cummer
Rambone
Romancing the Bone
Thighs Wide Slut
Titty Slickers


God this shit cracks me up.