The Rules of Dating

Over the years, I've honed a short list of dating do's and don'ts. I think it would be a crime if I didn't share my wisdom. Therefore, without further ado... the rules!

DATING RULES

1) Do not try to date out of your level. If you are a 7, stick with 6's or 8's. You can go as high as an 8.5, but you better be bringing something else to the table (i.e. money, fame, a 10 inch penis, etc) or you could be dumped. And you can go to a 5.5- but you may get wanderlust over time.

Caveat: if you are buttfucking RICH, you can easily date above your level, as long as you realize that they are just interested in the size of your wallet.


2) Don't date anyone with more baggage than you have. Or WORSE baggage than you have. Everyone has relationship baggage, but its best if its kept to carry-on size. Its less annoying that way and stows easily. Also, its too difficult to be a couple if you have Louis Vuitton and the other guy is dragging around Sampsonite.


3) Do not get involved with or try to maintain a long distance relationship. Unless there is a definite short term plan to turn the long distance thing into a short distance thing. Distance makes the heart go wander. Its sad, but true.


4) Never (under any circumstances) break in a virgin. I know someone's got to do it, just make sure that its someone ESLE. You really don't need the whole 'sorority girl following you around for 6 months after you use it' syndrome.


5) Its best to avoid dating someone out of your socio-economic strata. Things work best if you make close to the same amount of money a year. The larger the difference in income, the more potential for money issues to creep in. Unless you are happy being a kept boy or a sugar daddy. Then more power to you.