Monday, October 02, 2006

Fucked Up, Texas Style

Who knew that it was against the law to promote "obscenely shaped" sex toys in Texas?

Evidently, the laws in Texas are very clear about promoting sex toys in the shape of sexual organs. Sexual organs are evidently 'obscene'.

Who knew?

The case about a store worker being arrested by undercover cops for showing a penis-shaped dildo made it all the way to the Supreme Court before being rejected. Evidently the Texas law doesn't infringe upon anyone's right to enjoy said object.

I think the bigger question is why the fuck are there undercover cops working to bust porn stores for selling dildos shaped like cocks, when there are so many other crimes that need attending?

Texas- home of the most porous border to the US, is concentrating its law efforts on busting penis-pushers.

Get serious.

6 Comments:

At 6:04 PM, Blogger Will said...

I have no idea whether it's a proper word or not--and I don't really give a fuck--but this country is stupidly, morbidly and unhealthily peniphobic. Cocks are life, cocks are beautiful, cocks are a man's birthright and his pride.

Christianity has such a lot to answer for.

 
At 10:09 AM, Blogger Six Shooter said...

So wait, a gargantuan butt plug would be ok, but an actual penis-shaped dildo is out of the question?

No wonder Dubya is so fucked up.

 
At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder what they would think of the george w bush shaped butt plug that's on the market now??

 
At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder what they would think of the george w bush shaped butt plug that's on the market now??

 
At 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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