Clay or k.d.??

I find this image disturbing on so many levels. When I see this picture, I seriously think its k.d. lang.

Its the hair. I mean, is he TRYING to disavow his gayness? That hairstyle (and color- my GOD the color!) is definitely a step forward on the 'straight' path. Jebus! Next there'll be photos of him rug-munching!

Someone seriously needs to go 'wonder twins' on his ass. Form of some 'ice shears', shape of a gay hair dresser.

Really. Must we all be subjected to this?